The audit
Free, answered in 48 hours
A free website audit, in plain English.
Every grader on the internet will scan your site and hand you a report you need a translator for. This one comes back in words you already use. It is a website health check with a person on the other end, not a score. Tell us where your site lives and we run the same audit we ran on 37 sites around Riverdale, then walk you through what it found and what each line means, free, whether or not you hire us.
Request the audit
Two minutes
That's with us.
We run the audit, then call or text within 48 hours and walk you through what it found, line by line. If you would rather read first, the prices are already public.
What the audit checks
Three things, honestly labelled
- Security headers
- The baseline protections a browser looks for before it trusts a page. Of the 37 business sites we monitor around Riverdale, 25 grade F here, and none of them chose that. It is the default a website falls to when nobody is looking after it.
- Schema markup
- What your site tells Google about your business: hours, location, what you sell. Google shows what it knows, and a business it half-knows is a business it half-shows.
- Speed on a phone
- How long your page takes to show up on the device your customers actually use. Where Google has real-visitor data for your site we use it, and when only a lab run exists we say so, because those are different claims and you deserve to know which one you are hearing.
The same three checks produced the numbers on our Riverdale page. That is what the result looks like when we publish it; yours stays private.
Before you ask
6 questions
Is the audit really free?
Yes. No card, no trial, no invoice later. Plenty of shops sell a website audit service; this one is how we introduce ourselves, and the prices for anything beyond it are public on the pricing page, so you always know what the next step would cost before anyone asks you to take it.
What does a website audit include?
Ours checks three things: security headers, schema markup, and speed on a phone. Each comes back explained line by line, what it found and what it means for your business. Bigger audits exist, and some are worth paying for. This one is built to answer the questions a small business actually asks.
Is this an SEO audit?
Not a full one, and we will not call it that. It covers the foundation search depends on: whether a browser trusts your site, what Google can read about your business, and how fast the page shows up on a phone. It does not cover keywords, links, or rankings, and we do not promise a ranking position.
What do you need from me?
Your site’s address, your name, and a number to reach you on. About two minutes of typing. You install nothing and change nothing; the audit reads your site the way a browser and Google already do.
What if my site turns out to be fine?
Then we tell you it is fine, and you keep the result. That is a real outcome and we treat it as one. An audit that always finds an emergency is a sales script, not an audit.
What happens to my information?
It goes into our database, one person reads it, and nobody else gets it. No list, no resale, no drip campaign. The whole arrangement is written down in our privacy policy, which is short enough to actually read.
